7.13.2007

Rant ON

I hate to break it to you, Coors Light. Having a neat trick on the label of your pansy-ass beer does not make it taste any less like water. Kudos to your marketing department and give them a raise because they obviously deserve it for coming up with this genius gimmick to make people actually buy it! And guess what? My beer doesn't need some fancy cold-induced mountains on their bottle. My beer is frosty goodness the way God and Benjamin Franklin intended it. And you know what else? To ensure my beer stays cold, I drink it faster.

So, take that Coors Light. Take that.

6 comments:

JustJunebug said...

tell it like it is sista!!!

idaho, oh idaho...

Amy said...

oh WOW!
what a rant. so happy you got that off your chest! ;)

COORS LIGHT RULES....

yea why do i feel like frat boy after saying "COORS LIGHT RULES"...:)

Woodrow said...

I'm sorry dear Sara, but I don't think Benjamin Franklin would approve of any light beer.

Is it bad that I read this before 9:00 am and it made me crave a beer?

Heather said...

Miller Lite.... Mmmmmmm.... beer. I *heart* Miller Lite!

V said...

HAHAHA!

This issue HAD to be addressed.

Stan said...

I occasionally enjoy the colorado kool aid. even if it tastes like beer flavored water.