I hate to break it to you, Coors Light. Having a neat trick on the label of your pansy-ass beer does not make it taste any less like water. Kudos to your marketing department and give them a raise because they obviously deserve it for coming up with this genius gimmick to make people actually buy it! And guess what? My beer doesn't need some fancy cold-induced mountains on their bottle. My beer is frosty goodness the way God and Benjamin Franklin intended it. And you know what else? To ensure my beer stays cold, I drink it faster.
So, take that Coors Light. Take that.
tell it like it is sista!!!
idaho, oh idaho...
what a rant. so happy you got that off your chest! ;)
COORS LIGHT RULES....
yea why do i feel like frat boy after saying "COORS LIGHT RULES"...:)
I'm sorry dear Sara, but I don't think Benjamin Franklin would approve of any light beer.
Is it bad that I read this before 9:00 am and it made me crave a beer?
Miller Lite.... Mmmmmmm.... beer. I *heart* Miller Lite!
This issue HAD to be addressed.
I occasionally enjoy the colorado kool aid. even if it tastes like beer flavored water.
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