This is, quite possibly, the best text message exchange I've had in, well, ever.
Me: I can't wait to see you tonight and ridicule American Idol and eat tacos til I'm plump-er. I love you more than Diet Dr. Pepper.
Him: I love you more than cheese.
Me: Oh dear! We may be on to something HUGE!
Him: I love you more than free beer.
Me: Free beer? Where?!
Him: I wouldn't tell you!
Me: I thought you loved me?